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Mind Boner

To have a great idea.
I just got a mind boner; what if socks were self drying and cleaning!
by TooHardtoHandle January 12, 2015
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cheeze boner

When you stick your pp in a block of cheeze and it feels so good you get a boner 😩
Wow, this cheeze feels so good I think I might have a cheeze boner!!!!
by d1rty...s0cks April 3, 2021
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boner bungiee

<1>: When you hide your erect penis by pointing it upwards with the waistband of your boxers.
dude...i saw a hot girl and i had to boner bungiee through town.
by Kuzuraki June 6, 2016
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Jam boner

When high on opiates and are "jammed", and you can't control your erection.
Even with the nausea my jam boner won't go away.
by Fillcolons October 4, 2018
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Vaginal boner

when a girls clitoris gets so hard it's almost like a boner.
This girl sat down with her legs spread open, we could totally see her vaginal boner
by Dicksupmyass6969 October 12, 2015
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Mitachurl boners

A Genshin Impact monster that are big and makes it seem as they have a huge dick and has a lot of boners.
Mitachurl boners look hot and wanna suck it all.
by MitachurlsAreSoHot July 1, 2021
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boner baseball

The sport of baseball but instead of a baseball bat the erect penis is used. Those with larger boners are more likely to get make bases. No pun intended.
"Anyone wanna play boner baseball?"
"Sure!"
by TheBigChihuahua May 11, 2018
mugGet the boner baseballmug.

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