wifi bitch

Some kid that you keep with you only for their hotspot free wifi

I need wifi, where is my wifi bitch?

by wifi-bitch June 25, 2016

Crack bitch

A bitch who is high on crack and doesn't give two shits about anything because she's high on crack.

Beth:"Damn Becky! Look at that crack bitch"

crack bitch:"hsiakwkalsjdhrvrhjsks"

by Redcloudstrife May 22, 2016

problematic bitch

When someone is constantly having an issue with someone or something

Ugh Kenzie is such a problematic bitch

by Swavyzayy May 5, 2018

Text Bitch

Someone whom you text just to keep you company. You don’t have feelings for this person, but somehow you develop a daily routine with them :- updating about your day, sharing random thoughts with each other, banter and the occasional shoulder to cry on/support system.

Ben's been texting Katy almost everyday for over a month now but that's as far as it goes. She's just his text bitch. Anything more than that, is considered too much.

by dazedyetconfused48 January 22, 2020

bitch claiming

In Minecraft Factions, Bitch Claiming is the act of claiming around another faction's claim so they cannot expand their base. Bitch Claiming is normally against the rules.

You were caught bitch claiming the faction Void, so you have been banned.

by VolaVola March 24, 2020

bitch toast

when you want to take the term bitch to a higher level

Krump it bitch toast!

by argueable February 12, 2012

thesaurus bitch

Someone who repeatedly uses large, complicated words when only the basic word is required and/or jumbles up words together that don't have the same meaning as intended. (Attempting to sound smarter than they actually are.)

Prof: Now who can explain the theory?

Student: I obtain the ability!

Prof: Okay Michelle, go ahead.

Student: I have high doubts in the cognitive processes of this theorist as he continually demostrates excavating premonitions about the ongoing insanities of the homo sapien population. His theory contradicts all predescendant foreknowledge.

Prof: Well now class, we seem to have a thesaurus bitch in our midst.

by ILoveBigMacs89 June 13, 2012