a wrinkly ginger scrote, who looks 30 even though he’s a teenager. pretends to care about you and other people but is the most selfish ugly bitch you have ever met in your life. super ugly. talks to hot girls while having a girlfriend, makes his girlfriend feel insecure, sad, worthless. is the worst boyfriend you could ever have. if you see an alex make sure just to kill yourself so you don’t have to even look at it. Is weirdly obsessed with politics and believes everyone is his friend, when really no one actually fucking likes him LOL. (has small dick, can’t even make anyone finish)
Girl1: OMG is that Alex?
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
Girl2: EW! i’ve seen it it’s small, don’t go there, you won’t even know it’s in.
by DemonDoorbell June 2, 2024
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by VonTrappington December 19, 2024
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by Ordinary girl:) September 26, 2022
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Get the Alex mug.Mini Alex is a man sent from the heveans down upon earth to be its one and only protector. He has many alies and if they wish to summon him or interact with him they must yell"OHHHHH MINI ALEX" with much force, Mini Alex is a true warrior and worthy of our respect. (Side note he also likes cheeseburgers)
Person 1: Bro who's that?
Person 2: you don't know MINI Alex?
Person 1:pshhh that's a myth
Person 2: watch this OHHHHH MINI ALEX
Person 1: OHHHH MINI ALEX bro please for give me Mini Alex ong fr mb
Mini Alex: bet
Person 2: you don't know MINI Alex?
Person 1:pshhh that's a myth
Person 2: watch this OHHHHH MINI ALEX
Person 1: OHHHH MINI ALEX bro please for give me Mini Alex ong fr mb
Mini Alex: bet
by THENEBSSNAOisntreal June 26, 2023
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