Jacob Gassenheimer

A god like a figure. A trustworthy, approachable, and humorous man. One who fairly controls the senior kill game and isn't in it for the money but rather for the pleasure.

JACOB GASSENHEIMER SHOULD BE GOD.

wow, Jacob Gassenheimer is perfect in every way.

by palmersfinestbabywetmelikeadog January 17, 2019

Jacob Salami

A fat ass who likes to nut to fortnite porn

I am not like a Jacob Salami.

by EatinAssAndSlayinDudes December 23, 2021

Jacob Waller

a totally goofy-ahh individual that brings extreme amounts of joy to our lives.

bro that boy is acting totally jacob waller

by broooooo516773 January 20, 2023

Jacob

Fake.

Jacob: hey
Everyone else: Fake.

by facesmashingwhore November 26, 2018

Jacob Loncki

A very cool guy who loves video games, football and men. He has a temper as big as his shlong

You're a Cowboys fan. Oh you must be a Jacob Loncki

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

Jacob

Knows jack shit about star wars.

Jacob: "Anakin married Leia."

by jacobisreallygay March 24, 2019

Jacob

A sexy ass man with a 14 inch cock. All the women love him because he is so sweet and cute and his body is perfect, you friends milf mom has probably fucked him.

"Jacob fucked the hottest girl ever"
"Yeah makes sense"

by ieatmadasslmaourmoms September 23, 2019