This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018

Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

Duck Duck

When a “nice guy” gets his penis sucked as a reward for not being a total douche bag.

“Did you hear about Johnny finally getting a duck duck from Amy after she broke up with Brad?”

“Ah good for him he’s so nice and Brad was such a dick.”

by Jeff1801 July 30, 2017

duck sucking

When she does duck lips and sucking a dick at the same time

I had a nice duck sucking last night

by Lucky ducks August 3, 2017

Duck

A girl that wants to fist fight a dog

duck is starting shit

by Meekathedog August 5, 2017

For to duck

The unwavering and almost addictive need to play or watch ones pet ducks

"We got our new ducklings, I cannot wait for to duck"

by Mickmike August 10, 2017

Duck

The act of ducking is telling a joke and someone stealing the joke and retelling it to you and other people and you confront that individual.

When he finished my joke, I ducked him by asking where he got the joke from.

by DuckingIsnojoke August 11, 2017