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JEEP Ducks

Rubber ducks that JEEP cult members keep in their rectums until they see another JEEP in a parking lot, at which time they remove the rubber duck from their rectum and place it somewhere on the newfound JEEP as a gift. If the JEEP belongs to a fellow cult member, they will display their ass-scented gift on their dashboard until the scent wears off at which time they put the duck into their rectum and repeat the process.
There is about 2 dozen JEEP Ducks on the dashboard of that Wrangler, I bet the aroma is impressive even when the doors and roof are removed
by Pudblumpkin September 24, 2024
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Suck and duck

When you give a blow job for a favor of your choosing and you ignore them until You need another favor.
I needed $100 for my electric bill. It was just a quick suck and duck.
by JoLyn Thompson January 6, 2019
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Suck Duck Moron

A person who takes the shit outside, and then steps in it
What kind of a suck duck moron needs directions on the back of a wet nap?
by MC Vet November 10, 2020
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Flip the duck

by Psyrus 137 January 25, 2022
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garbage duck

Garbage duck is a sad attempt at insulting a person. Calling someone a garbage duck is usually done by elderly people who have severe dementia and have no idea where they are at. Garbage duck may be followed up by asshole, punk, or a threat to kick one's ass.
Don't come near me, you big garbage duck! Yeah you're just a big dumb garbage duck...you punk! Come over here and I'll kick your ass!
by garbageduck August 10, 2018
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duck

when in a shootout taking cover or when getting shot while in a car trying to not get shot its ducking
by O'SHOOTA November 9, 2022
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Mud Duck

Traditionally, a Mud Duck, as colloquially known to the White community, is a white female who dates african american men. In hunting, a mud duck is a species of duck who are known to congregate in ponds and eat bugs from the muck, often grey or black in color; distinct from the grander Mallard or Wood duck species, Mud Ducks are usually easy to find and their meat is of subpar quality.
That gal is a mud duck, just leave her be.
by 🐺 December 31, 2024
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