ur mom

the hottest thing out there <3

dave: omg Ur MOM!
ben: what about her?
dave: She's so HOT

by oofusdolufus January 03, 2022

ur mom

A very funny comeback to stupid or smart people who don't understand it.

Person A: I had canes last night
Person B: I Had ur mom last night

by thebombonurmom.com February 26, 2019

ur mom

An insult usually meant to make you mad because your mom is often times the person who gave birth to you, and you "love" (or hate idgaf)

1) Ur mom is such a slut like you that why your dad didn't come with the milk.
2) "Is that Mr. Wilson?" - Girl 1 "No, its ur mom!" -Dumb Bitch

by .sewer rat. April 16, 2022

Ur mom

Some Fat ass person who just eats and sleeps all day, and go’s to court to take your dad’s money.

Hey kid, ur mom’s gay.

ur mom, HAHA

“ur mom”

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 02, 2022

Ur mom

So fat ass person who takes your dads money all the time and sleeps

Hey kid, Ur moms gay.

Ur mom, HAHAHA

by dodobirdsRepicx6 April 02, 2022

ur mom

shes the best in bed and she makes me wet every night and she makes the best food pls dont bat me at school bc i slept with your mom …

ur mom is very fucking hot

by lilah⁉️ November 22, 2021

ur mom

a comeback that bois in 6th grade will use

haha
ur mom

by M00$3TEENI December 10, 2020