The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.
I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.
by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”
“Yeah, I call those ghost turds”
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019

The Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is to fill a bucket with diarrhea, dunk a raw chicken in the bucket to soak it, then throw it at the bathroom wall so that it sticks. After that, you dump the bucket on your head. This is a combination of the Turd Bucket Challenge and Chicken Bilch.
"Bro, the Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge is too easy, we gotta upgrade to the Turd Diarrhea Bilch Bucket Challenge"
"You right"
"You right"
by Tinkle Stinky June 4, 2025

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by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Man i can't believe that turd-socket. she's trying to say that my brother is the father of her baby!
by silentstormer July 11, 2016
