The act of vacuuming up pieces of fecal matter in a vacuum. Then leaving it stored in the chamber, so that when it is used again the vacuum will create a pleasing poopoo aroma to wallow in.
Jay Cutler once vacuumed his offensive linemen's doodoo and didn't know how to change the bag in the vacuum so he left it there. When he went to use it again he unknowingly created the first turd recycler and doused all his teammates in a rotten egg scented doodoo smell.
by Mibbens May 24, 2025
Get the Turd Recycler mug.Its an old superstition about A sneaky lil midget bandit theif in the night that climbs in your bathroom window and burgles the turd right out the bowl that more than likely are there because you got shit faced and forgot to flush or your dirty lazy kids left the bowl present for the turd bandit. Because the story goes.... Feed the turd burglar once a week and you will never get a stomach. Keep that gut flora happy ... Feed the turd burglars.
"Tiny tim dont flush that shit you know you got to leave that for the turd burglar tonight or you will end up with a belly ache
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Get the Disk Turds mug.When a person is constipated & takes laxatives, part of the feces that comes out is old & smells old
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Get the Turd mug.THIS IS THE TERM USED FOR THE GAS LEAKING FROM YOUR ASS ALSO KNOW AS A FART. THIS IS THE SOLE OF YOUR POOP THAT'S BEING RELEASED INTO THE WORLD AS THE "TURD SPIRIT". FLYING AROUND THE AIR TERRORIZING ANYONE WHO STANDS IN ITS WAY!!!
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