Tom Brady

The act of kissing someone on their lips as Tom Brady does to his sons and wife.

Hey girl, you’re so cute I could just Tom Brady you!

by Mike Cummings Urmouth May 30, 2020

Tom Bierton

Bald guy who likes to fuck kids

Look at Tom Bierton fucking a little kid on top of a firetruck!

by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021

Tom Bowen

Also known as “Albino”, Tom is one of the greatest people ever known to man. He attends FHS and is one of a kind.

Hey, did you see Tom Bowen over there? Man he’s so sexy!

by Coolguy1028 September 13, 2022

Tom Holland

A man who actually pronounces croissant
correctly. That's just how British people say it!!!

Americans love how "British" he it until this... tut tut...

American: Tom Holland can't say croissant, he says 'QUACKSON'!
Brit: *crys inside* The language is called English not American.

by caniquarantineforever? March 31, 2021

handy tom

a "Handy Tom" mostly refers to gay men who are known for giving handjobs (can be applied to anyone just normally applied to gay men)

"Wow have you seen that video of Rick he I such a Handy Tom!"

by bddhh January 6, 2024

Tom Brady

My man really hatched out of an egg.

Tom Brady has hatched!

by ShaquelleOatmeal July 31, 2021

Tom

Mother fucking simp, but everyone is scared of him!! Hottest guy in the school, plays footy and probably smokes.

Does Tom have a girlfriend?

Idk I’d be too scared to talk to him!

by Can ableism September 14, 2021