dick tits

man tits with penis shaped nipples that secrete a milky white substance when stimulated

Obesity in America has provided a plethora of dick tits

by George Hinds July 28, 2010

man tits

The disporportionately large pectoral muscles that a man develops when he spends too much time at the gym working his mirror muscles. Often accentuated by waxing.

A: Do you think that guy's hot?
B: What? No! Look at those man tits. He needs to get a life and spend less time at the gym.

Personal trainer: So what can I do for you?
Customer: I want to get in shape, but I don't want man tits or anything.

by Robertito August 4, 2012

hind tit

A runt of the litter. Born last. Looser.

That guy's such a hind tit.

by T. D. Moore June 5, 2009

Tit Truck

its when a man takes his dick and pushes the girls tits togather and, drives his dick between the boobs. making it seem like a truck is driving through a tunal of some sort

I gave that girl last night the longest and hardest tit truck, i think i gave her a flat.

by Michael Kane October 9, 2005

Ass tits

saggy ass cheeks that might have nipples

Wow look at that fat guy's ass tits!!

by Peggy Gabel April 14, 2008

tit fuck

To have sex with a small bird often blue or yellow in color

i am going to fuck that tit!

by gub April 21, 2005

Bitch Tits

Male breats

That kid is so fat, he has bitch tits!

by Don Salvatore October 29, 2003