John Hanson

John Hanson is a handsome man in his 60s, he hits on younger women and smells of freshly cut grass

I wrote a song about John Hanson

by A.holmes November 9, 2019

John Doe

A hacker who every kid thinks is going to hack their account. He looks exactly like a vanilla eclair which is how people identify him.

Roblox player: John Doe is hacking us
Other roblox player: No i charged my moms card 100 on the game

by Fufudy May 15, 2018

John Cena

Where's he been?

Who's John Cena?

by Kms.net December 17, 2017

John Terry

When you manage to fuck up a friendship by shagging your close friend's wife/lover.

Tupac pulled a john terry more than John Terry himself.

by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.

You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.

by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

John Campbell

Cool ass dude that does to king high school
ESKEETIT

I feel like John Campbell

by Lil purpp November 1, 2017

john sewell

A dick

He is such a john sewell

by Bgee1056 May 7, 2018