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Nostril Air Redirection

The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.
by Ubeenbamboozledson February 25, 2022
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The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles.
Person 1: Are you addicted to knowing axolotls are eagles?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Breath Of Fresh Air: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025
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Air

This word refers to the invisible oxygen that surrounds you. Found mostly under the atmosphere, and above the ground. Inhaled by humans.
"This air smells great!"
by Vroom vroom man 37 May 18, 2025
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air india

An airline so shitty that they caused the first ever 787 to crash.
air india is so crap that they caused a 787-8 to crash due to poor maintenance. And they missed maintenance deadlines on several of their other planes. Don’t fly them.
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AIR CONDITIONER

Peeing from a top of a tall building on the passer-biers so it seems like you got hit with water from an air conditioner.
Fucking air conditioners
by miki_kimi123 March 9, 2021
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consumptuated air

when you have the most insane hiccups lol
my consumptuated air is wild rn
by consumpuated air bag March 8, 2024
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Air Cadet

Stupid fucking retards who think there the best but they can’t compare to the army cadets
Army cadet: did you see that air cadet he’s such a knob
by Army Cadets are better November 12, 2023
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