ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.

Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.

by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016

Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Ghetto chopsticks

To poke fingers in someone’s eyes

What you looking at muthafukka?
Nuthin

Ghetto chopsticks !
Ouch!

by Donny Diamond June 4, 2018

Ghetto gumbo

Homemade Hamburger Helper, made with KD and ground beef. Usually made in houses of white kids who think they’re hood

Kid: Ay Ma I’m havin the boys over for dinner tonight, make us some fuckin Ghetto Gumbo!

Mom: Ok sweetie, It’ll be ready by 6.

by Chrispycroke December 26, 2019

Ghetto

Javier’s all black 2010 Cadillac Escalade

Damn see that Cadillac, that’s ghetto.

by ——4— January 2, 2022

Ghetto bidet

when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)

Dude I just gave myself a ghetto bidet

by _cpek December 8, 2017

Ghetto

Being ranked anything under platinum 5000 in IM Master Academy

You’ve been a P150 for 6 months already. That’s pretty ghetto

by Rubixcubejr23 February 27, 2021