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Father's day

The day where you start to see how big of a gentleman ya father really is.What?Your father doesn't just say "You don't bring me anything" like he does for me every year?Wow,you guys must be having a bad time whenever June comes over.At least it's still March :) but then there's mother's day.Come on guys,go prepare!
Friend:So I bought USA's strongest tank,some deodorant that is guaranteed to get my stepdad all them girls,and some new manly ass shoes that will ironically make other shoes dirty instead of themselves when being stepped on.All that for June 21st.
Me:Duuuuuude,chill.Father's day is just a day.That's way too much stuff to buy for a day.Plus,your mom was out of her damn mind when she decided to marry that selfish idiot.
Friend:You talkin' trash about my parents?Let's see what karma has to say about this.
Karma:Hey what's up guys it's biggie cheese.
Friend:Wrong line!
Me:Does this happen every single year?Anyway,in father's day,my father be like: "You don't have to bring me anything." It just really frustrates me! *Proceeds to talk some nonsense for the next ten minutes*
Friend:I have been successfully convinced to hate father's day now.
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The Third Day

An insult used to offend saints, especially God
And then on the third day, after god made all living things he made this motherfucker. Thank you Jesus
by A fucking dousebag at school December 10, 2019
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Weed Day

Weed day is a day that comes once a year on April 20th (4/20). It is better than weed time as weed time only occurs at 4:20 and 4/20 lasts a whole 24 hours. It is also Hitler's birthday and marks the anniversary of the columbine massacre.
Person 1: BRO are you excited for weed day tomorrow?
Person 2: YEAH DUDE IT ONLY COMES ONCE A YEAR AND I AM GONNA SMONK ALL DAY!
by TheSnapback April 19, 2020
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Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.
by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020
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Father's Day

A day to celebrate all the men around the world that presumed the role of a father in a child's life. Often overlooked and made about single mothers
Happy father's day dad!
by DefinitionFixer June 22, 2020
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Boondoggle day

Boondoggle day is a day celebrated by the MB’s in this celebration the boys all go to Asda (in Kingstown) and chose Halloween masks and other things, the day is only celebrated on the 5th of October. If any member of the MB’s don’t come they are usually looked down upon.
fuck Christmas I can’t wait for boondoggle day, what are u gonna buy this time?
by REMIXREVELUTION69 October 5, 2020
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Day Three

The hardest point of a cycle.
"Briana, this is Day Three, your hardest day, just rest and hopefully you'll get better. Text me when you're feeling better."

"Lol, I'm not gonna text you, but okay."
by reIokcin August 10, 2012
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