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Swamp Donkey

Tim: “What the fuck is that sound?”

Nick: “Oh that’s the Swamp Donkey. We know she’s here before she does.”
by Emtff99 August 2, 2021
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Donkey Slonkey

When you're fucking someone from behind, and you hug them around their stomach so tightly that they make donkey sounds.
I gave your mom a Donkey Slonkey last night. Bitch.
by MegaYote September 1, 2021
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everlasting donkey punch

When in the process of fornication, just before climax the male partner is abruptly knocked unconscious from behind thus unable to pull out resulting in the female being impregnated and continuously asking for child support from the male.
Tony got an everlasting donkey punched in the park when a stranger KO'ed him with a bike tire.
by PedroOpposume June 1, 2021
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donkey bongos

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021
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ugly ass donkey

by diebdjwibedb June 26, 2021
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Donkey Cum

The substance added to zero-calorie sweeteners to ensure they are not chemically identical to sugar.
Stevia contains glucose and donkey cum
by The XDer July 6, 2021
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urban donkey

urban donkey
When Urban dic does not post your word
Oh Urban Donkey will not release my dope ass new word
They are a COCKWOBBLE
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