very lonely fat chuck

The feeling you get when you are alone. When you have no friends or love, no hair, no real teeth, no job, no social life.. you only have a chat site that you think is real life...you are considered a very lonely fat cuban.

a very lonely fat chuck is someone who's fat and alone.

very lonely fat chuck by fat ugly cuban November 20, 2018

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The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris

That one really hot chick that you have the pleasure to fuck, the only problems is it is impossible to get her wet, unless you are the one and only Chuck Norris.

It don’t matter what you do, how hard you hit that G-spot, she ain’t gonna squirt for you. She may look better than Megan Fox, but she is more difficult to make squirt than beating all the Dark Souls games in a week.

You can make her squirt with out being Chuck Norris but it will take 48 hours of pure fucking, so good luck. The easiest way to make her wet is if you piss in her pussy as you fuck her.

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris has nerves of steel, I don’t know how I came 679 times before I got her a little wet.

The Feminine Version of Chuck Norris by My grandma just ate some prune April 18, 2019