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Cracked Cow Pat

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022
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cracked like an egg

to expose someone's deepest darkest secrets
Me: Yo we gotta crack Mily like an egg.

Sammy: wtf is wrong with you

Shreeto: stop saying that man
Me: ... she will be cracked like an egg ...
by Radiotrophic Gint August 5, 2022
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Cracked

Cracked is a term used by gamers, referring to someone who is very good.
Likely originally derived from being on the drug crack cocaine, as that drug often seen to increase performance in mental tasks (such as video games, or programming, two things that are often done by the same people).
"Holy shit that guys super cracked!?"

"Those guys are really cracked, you probably won't win against them."
by ENTsk December 4, 2022
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Cracked Jones

Big strong Jones is cracked. Loves mom and crack. Beats his classmates with a baseball bat.
Oh shit it’s cracked jones! Please save me!
Cracked Jones: You DIDNt REcYCLe THe MOtHeRfUCkInG PAPEr yoU PIeCE Of DhiR You mUsT Die11!!!!!!!}!#!!}’t
by Hagbbsfgbcfgbvghhv October 11, 2023
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click clacker

I already looked in the couch and I still can't find the click clacker.
by 666lbSquid November 28, 2010
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Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.
by DPMistress April 11, 2015
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