Hooker Cookie

Someone who does very lame things, making them and their personality not attractive, making their only human interaction with Hookers/Prostitutes.

Things that make one a Hooker Cookie are:

-Being in a High-school Band
-Liking Metal Music
-Finding any excuse to skip school
-Being an "activist"
-Pretending to be depressed

"Did you hear he is starting a metal band?"
"Ugh, he is such a Hooker Cookie!"

by Caesar Dressing October 8, 2019

Petrified cookie dough

What you get when it finally arrives after you ordered from a fundraiser from your cousin.

Why the hell am I getting petrified cookie dough , you should of delivered this shit 8 months ago.

by Bustyaass August 26, 2019

Normal Cookie

A Normal Cookie is a cookie that is normal, that's no special thing about it. Which is exactly what make it special. So it's special while being not; the first creation of God and some would say The Greatest.

P1: 'What's a Normal Cookie?'
P2: 'It's a Cookie that is Normal'
P1: 'What's Normal'
P2: 'I don't really know'

by `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\a... October 21, 2022

dunking the cookies

When you're spotting your homie on bench press and you lower your ballsack in to his mouth

I was at the gym with Charles and he tried dunking the cookies on me

by melomelo11 December 13, 2024

Milk cookie

Milk cookie is my beloved 😍‼️

Milk cookie I love him 😍<3

by anonymous August 15, 2021

capsaicin cookie

Capsaicin cookie is a Super Epic cookie, who was also the Spice Overlord.. he is first introduced in the triple cone cup and the winner!

and is daddy material

The only cookie I need is Capsaicin cookie

by GeckoTeeth December 25, 2023

Custom Cookie

A playful and affectionate term for a trans woman’s downstairs masterpiece—crafted with care, uniqueness, and a little personal flair. Just like a handcrafted cookie, it’s one-of-a-kind and made to be enjoyed with pride.

She’s feeling confident and loving her custom cookie —baked to perfection!

by zxombea January 31, 2025