gettin' beat

When a person is either previously intoxicated or about to do so.

For example, "hey bruh we gettin' beat tonight?"

Bro! I drank six doubles mang! I'm gettin' beat.

by Castrodubular March 8, 2017

beat behind tesco

Having sex behind Tesco

Gonna go beat behind Tesco with this girl

by Smithy boy and the mandem April 13, 2017

spank a beat

Masterbation to a beat

I want to spank a beat

by Wingman 1 March 22, 2017

beat the penguin

Jacking off or getting a hand job using snow or ice as lube.

Alternate meaning: when a programmer is verbally masterbating about their code.

I want some action in the cold snow baby.

Sure, pull down your pants and I'll beat the penguin numb as a stranger.

by Zen Mutty July 5, 2016

Beats

The purest form of nudes. The nudes that rule over all of the other nudes. These nudes are top of the line.

Hey girl, want to send me some beats?

by Church McGreggor April 22, 2016

Beat China

To masturbate to Asian pornography.

Donald Trump: I beat China all the time. All. The. Time.

by blarkk September 21, 2016

beat hungry

When you take on a gang bang in prison for so long that are sad and hungry after.

Oscar was so beat hungry in cell 15 last night he had to give a blow job to Andre for some Cheetos.

by Mieghyan September 15, 2016