ghetto deal

a deal/sale that's extremely below original value. it is a deal that is found by a ghetto man/woman that is so set on not paying full price, that they are willing to buy the product on extremely shady sites and places.

brandon: hey fam, i got that flat screen on sale for $1000
john: i got it for 200
brandon: how the crap fam?
john: i found a ghetto deal

by Words of God January 13, 2020

Ghetto Kelp

Anything that is cheap crap version of something better. Usually found at bargain prices.

"She bought that ghetto kelp dress at H&M."

by Beerbeard January 14, 2020

Ghetto

rattatata

I'm in the ghetto, rattata

by annimaal January 15, 2020

ghetto

golden valley middle school

the kids at gv are ghetto

by mfkn January 16, 2020

Ghetto

The east side of Detroit

Random dude: I’m in the ghetto, RATATATA!

by TheUnderdog(of UD definitions) February 6, 2020

Ghetto

The ghetto is known as somewhere similar to the hood.

We in the ghetto.

by Iwrotejuliajoyce April 8, 2020

Zero to Ghetto

When under pressure or stress, quickly cranking up your attitude and defensive posture to way over the top, well beyond what the situation calls for. Arm waving and finger pointing may be utilized to increase the effect. Usage is frequently associated with a short time interval (see example, below).

- "Bro, did you see her reaction to that barista at Starbuck's?."
- "Whoa, Zero to Ghetto in .2 seconds, yo."

by Miami_Yo April 26, 2020