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Vampire Dad

A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!
by Vampire Son's Friend February 1, 2022
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Dad

A dad is a person that leaves when you are born and when you grow up you wanna fuck him up
by Goodperson+Badperson=ME November 18, 2020
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Jacobs Dad

A scary scary man who you must run from in the woods if you take his phone.
Jacobs Dad IS COMING RUN!!
by Thuglife123 May 21, 2018
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dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always
That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.
by averagehornygay April 22, 2023
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Dads

The dads are killing me right now I’ve already shit 3 times.
by Amoss dad October 26, 2020
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Dad

The person who has been with you your whole life..... oh wait.
MOM!!! THAT'S WHY DAD LEFT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by AK47Eugene February 1, 2017
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Dad

Dad:twat
Who’s ur dad???
Me:a twat
by Poppy 😘 December 6, 2020
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