Can

Jail

Our pals will be in the can for a year or two.

by Arminkshipper July 13, 2024

Michigan trash can

Something you call someone when they speak with a heavy Michigan accent.

Michigan trash can: Wanna go swim in the kreek?
Man: bitch do you mean Creek?
MTC: Yeah the kreek.
Man: I'm calling the cops you Michigan trash can.

by Daddy_Is_Saddy May 28, 2018

Juul in a can

Lots of smoke that’s inside a soda can.

Person 1: WHY WOULD YOU PUT A LIT UP MATCH INSIDE THAT THING!?!?
Person 2: I call it juul in a can lol

by Adamsnon February 11, 2023

You can "keel" me later

What you smilingly tell someone in a penitent tone before you reveal a (usually fairly minor) piece of unwelcome news, such as that you and he will have to disassemble an entire portion of a device that you're working on because you belatedly noticed/realized that part of it needs to be repaired or altered.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist (assisting Jeff Dunham in assembling a set of metal shelves): What are you doing? I keel you! Why are you taking apart the entire bottom section like that after we labored so long putting in all those screws?!??
Jeff Dunham: Sorry, Achmed --- I realized that we put the wrong shelf in the bottom position; the unit will be sturdier if we use the correct shelf down here. Just bear with me for now, please --- you can "keel" me later, after we're done.

by QuacksO October 16, 2020

can you shower with that on

Meaning if you’re showing off a chain or a piece of jewelry to ask them this if it’s fake or not

Josh:"look at my new ice"
Rick: " but can you shower with that on?"

by Izza avalos December 23, 2017

CAN

Cuffin.Ass.N*gga

Man im not no can ion even gotta girlfriend

by thareal0ne November 5, 2017

Can

Can’s, i have a Can, I love my Can.. But Can is not my bf as he should. And that’s pretty annoying

i love Can bcs Can can make me happy

by 222xoxo November 21, 2021