The church can save this country

All you have to do is whatever I say forever regardless of whether or not the direct or peripheral effect of doing that is bad and regardless of the outcome...

A muffin "The church can save this country!"

Hym "Then why is it not doing that?"

A muffin "Uh... Well, you're not doing what I say forever."

Hym "Right, but if you believe that then you should just be doing that anyway, right? Like, you could save the country... But you're not doing it so..."

A muffin "Withholding aid and resources as punishment for non-compliance is part of the religion I'm doing to you."

Hym "Yeah, ok, so it can't save the country... It's harming the country by withholding aid (arbitrarily) and you're offering to STOP DOING THE THING YOU'RE DOING... In exchange for forever-compliance?"

A muffin "Correct."

Hym "So, you're not saving the country. You're destroying the country until everyome does what you want?"

A muffin "Correct... BUT! I COULD be saving it instead... But I'm not going to unless you fuck your sister."

by Hym Iam March 29, 2024

Canned Fruit

Noun

A very stubborn air head who is know for being good at something

Here comes the "Canned Fruit" of basket ball , walking down the street

You are such a "Canned Fruit"!

by My dude the goose April 25, 2017

We can be koo

Is if you and the other person will be intimate with one another. Jokiest doing sexual things with the other person or just be koo and act like they in a relationship

We can be koo with one another if that’s fine with you?

by Big horned boi July 5, 2020

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

lilyana can

bro she steals my undershirts and somehow looks better in them than me. she’s obsessed with indians, like fully certified currymucher. she’s tiny as hell, 4’11 but swears she’s 5 foot because “her doctor said so” and honestly i just let her have it. got more energy than a redbull on crack. her hair’s that messy curly/wavy type that somehow always looks good, like she wakes up and it’s already perfect. and her eyes?? hazel-brown, dangerous, stare into them too long and you’ll forget your name, your plans, your whole personality. she’s loud, smart, chaotic in the best way, can cook, and built like a snack-sized kitkat bar. will gaslight you into thinking she’s not the cutest mf alive while literally standing there looking like god handcrafted her on his day off. head is IMMACUALTE

lilyana can MY bitch not YOURS

by lilyana's bf June 5, 2025

you can see the pain in his dih

xxxsextacion interview and he said "whats a father" refering that he hasn't got a father and its so cringe and stupid

bob: jamal is cryin look at him
steve: you can see the pain in his dih

by goonername333 May 27, 2025

Can I?

Used for asking only one thing.
Can I nut in that pussy?

Random guy approaches random girl

Guy: Can I?
Girl: *bends over*

by quadonkdonk August 31, 2021