French Toasted

Clean way of saying "fucked up" or "screwed up"

Bro: Dude, I totally French toasted that history test.
Dude: I aced it Bro, but fucked up the physics lab.

by Licensed_Nerd December 5, 2018

French

Someone who is crazy and doesn’t know what personal space is and asks rapid fire questions about where you live

Normal person 1: hey look over there, that kid is going around and standing annoying close to all the people he is talking to and trying to get all their personal information.

Normal person 2: he must be French.

Normal person 1: now he’s touching them even tho he just met them.

Normal person 2: he’s 100% French

by Josephine of Arch 1234567 June 26, 2024

French Helmsman

A sexual act in which a person uses grabs your penis and you use there arms to stimulate the shaft.

That swarthy gentleman allowed me to show him the French Helmsman last night! Twas splendid!

Ouch! You need to work on your French Helmsman!

by Big McLarge-Huge123 January 2, 2022

French horn

When you put your whole hand in a girls ass and then blow in her coochie like a French horn

“Hey grant wanna French horn?”

“Nah no thanks draven”

by UrMomElGay February 23, 2020

french lobotomy

When a lesbian couple gets oot the electric strapon, it's a bit rusty and the receiver gets a jolt all the way up to her frontal lobe.

Suzi's never been the same since her French lobotomy, now she won't go anywhere without that dinged-up old vibrator.

by SpaceQueen222 January 23, 2019

Southern French

It’s a code name for a blow job.

Would u mind speaking some Southern french? No i don’t wanna give u a bj

by Xiapa November 21, 2021

french crest

The dried crust that dries upon the crest of your lips and around them after a make out session.

Yo, bro. Did you see that French crest on her? She totally made out with Bill all night.

by Malapropismgirl October 18, 2020