French Press

When she sits on your face and you lick her pussy.

"The other day I gave my girl the French Press."

"What's that?"

"It's like a French kiss except instead of tonguing her mouth, she's sitting on your face and you're tonguing her pussy."

by aWarpingTrick November 7, 2017

French victory

An absolute draw, or stalemate; Otherwise used to flatter oneself after a close competition where one did not necessarily lose, but cannot rightfully say they won.

“Hey man! I heard you got into a fight yesterday! Did you win, or what?”

“It was a pretty tough fight, but I think I pulled away with a french victory.”

by Virum_Vixen July 12, 2023

two french guys banging at a sleep over

two french fries and a bacon cheese burger.

can i get uh...two french guys banging at a sleep over

by fox fox April 25, 2024

French bath

To wash your dick in the sink.

Did you hear beau only takes French baths the dirty dog.

by dželat September 14, 2023

French Piñata

When you execute a member of the monarchy by hanging, and then hit with an axe.

French Piñata's were a very popular birthday tradition during the Revolution of 1789.

by Kim Jin Un April 2, 2024

French Fuck

Ass to ass with a double dildo

The two retirees decided to retire after a night of drinks with a French Fuck as a night cap.

by The10ne December 11, 2023

French Wank

Masturbating whilst humming the French national anthem.

Last night I had a French wank before sleep.

by TheGreatGDog April 25, 2024