by LincolnShaskey March 13, 2024
Get the Tommug. An Australian mammal found typically in the south-east, around Melbourne. He has a large head, narrow torso and long legs. His penis is around 11 inches long, and he typically mates at least 20 times per week. He spends most of the day in his den, watching live sports and masturbating to Dustin Martin highlights. When provoked, he is extremely hostile and can cause serious injury or death.
by BertCocain November 22, 2021
Get the Tom Harrismug. 10/10, looks & personality.
A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.
Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.
If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.
They also have a 6-12” penis.
A Tom won’t just be your best friend, he’ll also be your father in law after he takes your mother. Once you have Tom in your life you’d be stupid to let him go, they are loyal and loving.
Normally really good fighters so if you need backing, call Tom. They tend to drive the best cars. Get all the girls but push them aside for their soulmate.
If you are lucky enough to have a Tom in your life, keep them, because they’ll be rich one day and treat everyone around them.
They also have a 6-12” penis.
by ZTKOPLTY November 22, 2021
Get the Tommug. by rain;( December 8, 2023
Get the tom holland lip syncmug. by Ligmanutsdaddyshmoerda69 November 21, 2021
Get the Tom Biertonmug. He likes football. He is a awesome handsome 12 year old boy. So many girls like him he is so awesome. Its hard to find the right words to match.
Tom is Awesome.
by MewRealYT October 5, 2017
Get the Tommug. 
Get the Tommug.