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Mommy tea time

When your mom exercises for a week straight wearing her granny panties and they are dripping and most with a hint of brown crust and makes you a cup of nice warm tea to go to sleep with.
I spent the night at Dustin's place and we had the most rich and flavorful mommy tea time tea,it really help me get to sleep.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Momma's home made tea

When your Hager old mom wears her granny panties a week straight to exercise and do yoga, then on the last day boils them in hot water skid marks and all to make a cup of tea.
Have you ever tried momma's home made tea I had some the other night at Dustin's place it helped me sleep. Momma's home made tea opened up my eyes to the vast richness of flavors.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
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Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.
I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023
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Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.
Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”
by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023
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tea patty

A man who gets flattened by gay men regularly.
“That guys a tea patty, he’s regularly picking up twinks at the local bars.”
by Sorazo December 19, 2023
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Tea

The thing British people cannot give an unconscious person.
by TomDickandHarry953 July 2, 2023
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chai tea

Miles Morales: I love chai tea.
Spider-Man India: What did you just say? Chai tea? Chai means "tea", bro! You are saying "tea tea"! Would I ask you for a "coffee coffee" with room for "cream cream"?
by ass ault July 12, 2023
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