God Kai

Kai is the kindest, nicest, cutest, awesomest person you’ll ever meet. They’re so smart and pretty, and all their cosplays are so gorgeous. It’s impossible for you to meet Kai and not want his hand in marriage. They’re always willing to help anyone and is very kind to everybody, so you always feel comfortable around them and that’s why he’s our God and we always simping for them 🛐🛐🛐 we just love and appreciate him very very much! Thanks for existing Kai 🥺💖💖💖

A: Who’s Kai?
B: They’re the best person ever! He’s so nice and fun that’s why I love him! All praise God Kai 🛐🛐🛐🛐🛐

by omniii February 12, 2021

God's Cure

A mixture of cocaine, black tar heroin, and insulin. Heated together to form a thick liquid that is usually injected into the user's veins usually making them go insane. Found in smaller towns.

Hey kid want God's Cure?

by God_Of_Femboys February 20, 2021

Bobux God

The Bobux God is the god that gives Bobux, Just like the Bobux Man, But he made the Bobux.
The Bobux God started to rise in The CallMeCarson Discord Server.
Scare is the Bobux God, since he gave the first bobux...And he made the first Bobux ever in History

Guy : Oh,Bobux God, Please Give me Bobux.
Bobux God : No Problem Fam, I will give you Bobux.

by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 1, 2021

Harem God

Guy who has so many chicks that the only way to sum it up is "Harem God"

Wow Look how many chicks are around him. that guy must be a Harem God

by Phd in Sexology March 12, 2021

SPAGHETTI GOD

A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSPPY MEAT SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AAND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLSSPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS

SPAGHETTI GOD WITH A BIG, WHOLE WHEAT DICK AND NICE AND CHUNKY, FLOPPY MEATBALL BALLS

by Rear_End_Eater March 18, 2021

Raccoon God.

Superior of the monochromed rats.

“It is I, tanu, the raccoon god.”
—written by Amari </333

by anonymousweeeee April 3, 2021

Gods gift

A strain of weed so sweet you could climb the purple fields of Cush and settle yourself between her lovely Indica hips and just feel the positive vibrations.

A truly one of a kind purple Indica goddess

I found an OG who said he has found Gods gift....

Like the real gods gift Purp with the reds and the greens????

Yeah he said he found the one...

by The freshness April 29, 2021