Bella Syndrome

A condition that makes workers fall sick only on Mondays

30% of our workers complained of the Bella Syndrome last month

by cliff Mg July 24, 2022

Skippy Syndrome

An awkward person who'll forever be a virgin. Can't talk to those they find attractive without coming off awkwardly aggressive/not aggressive enough. (Some people with Skippy syndrome may take pride in their forever virgin self)

Sam: Hey man, what's up Devon? Why is he talking to her like that?
Steve: Oh, idk fam. I think he has Skippy Syndrome.

Sam: Ohhhh makes sense

by XyraJX November 2, 2017

Jared Syndrome

Jared Syndrome is when someone says they'll be right back, but never returns .

Tony - "Yo, get on Minecraft"
Garry - "Alright, give me a second"
**1 hour passes**
Tony - "Garry has Jared Syndrome"

by xgrabbitz January 26, 2023

Stormtrooper Syndrome

A syndrome that’s identified with the symptoms of poor aim with a weapon (usually a gun), poor situational awareness, borderline useless tactics (such as not staying discreet), and 20/100+ vision (poor vision).

Basically the list of symptoms Stormtroopers suffer from Star Wars and is usually used to describe someone in a video game or in Laser tag.

This kid is so bad at Laser tag that he must be suffering from Stormtrooper Syndrome.

by Person #37878678 December 9, 2022

Gorgeous Syndrome

Increasing numbers of ladies in this world, in the gorgeous category, have the frustration of human maleso consistently getting so excited when they attempt to make love to the gorgeous girl......they consistently pre-ejaculate ........... leaving the most Gorgeous of young ladies perpetually insatiated.....hence, "The Gorgeous Syndrome"......It’s rise to a pandemic is inversely related to the 1% per year reduction of male Testosterone since WWII in Western men, American Men in particular. It is actually a pandemic far worse than COVID-19....It just kills Gorgeous Girls Far....More....Slowly! Fellow reviewers, the Gorgeous Syndrome is a “REAL CONDITION”, discovered by this author in private health care practice……PLEASE, in the public interest, do not let YOUR EGO preclude the publishing thereof. Thank You…..and……all the girls with "The Gorgeous Syndrome" Thank YOU!

Gorgeous Girl I: Whys are so sad, Andrea?
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.

by MadDrJeckel August 7, 2020

Escanor Syndrome

it’s when you feel so superior to someone or multiple people that you can’t feel hatred towards them no matter what you do because you seem like a god compared to them in your head

balls: Dude your gf’s boy best friend is like ruining your chances with her

joe :haha it’s fine he is merely a bug in the path of me

balls: you got escanor syndrome jeez

by mut mode June 27, 2021

Oliver Syndrome

The person thinks that everything he does is spectacular. This mental illness also comes with a lack of showering and the inability to understand when his friends are saying a joke. The positivity of this illness is that the person instantly becomes platinum in Apex Legends.

-Have you met that guy in the library?
-Yeah, he stinks like a can of surströmming.
-Yeah... he must have Oliver Syndrome.

by sandwichenjoyer March 9, 2022