short king

A term used by manlets to cope with being assigned a sissy beta male role at birth.

jack is a short king!

by 'rift April 19, 2023

King of the Hill

A really boring show. It's so dull you can use the theme tune as a sedative.
Yes. It's so bad it sends you to sleep.

How can any normal sane person like King Of The Hill?

by QueenOfThePixies April 14, 2006

burger king

A very crappy restaurant where the burgers are all greasy and fatening, the fries are stale half the time, and it is EXPENSIVE as hell. And Burger King doesn't give you a choice. McDonalds at least has a dollar menu in which you can get a burger for cheap. Everything in Burger King is a expensive whopper that tastes like crap.

McDonalds also has cool stuff such that could kick Dairy Queen's ass, you can get pie, and the coffee is better than Starbucks. What you get a burger king...big whopper and supersized fries for $15. The only thing decent is the commercials and the gay ass paper crowns.

McDonalds is really more have it your way...it is have it our way or get out of here.

McDonalds is the lesser of the two evils. Burger King sucks.

by Kyle230 June 25, 2009

King Henry

The classic blumpkin with the sandwich added to the equation. Extremely efficient.

Henry was very hungry, but was in dire need of some head and a shit. he asked the maid of herold to give him a king henry.

by so is chris munoz May 26, 2011

King of the Hill

The most boring cartoon on tv. Created by Mike Judge who alse created the much better and funnier Beavis and Butthead

I was watching King of the Hill last night and i fell asleep

by Bastard son of a hundred maniacs July 17, 2005

kottonmouth kings

Group of hardcore stoners who USED to make some kick ass music but the shit they been comin out with lately sucks.

The first 3 albums rocked, when saint dogg was still in the band...now they're trying to sound too hip hop/wiggerish. I no longer buy their albums.

by babybashlova May 9, 2005

king of crunk

A term applied to a Spring Breaker by a fellow Spring Breaker, under the heavy influence of rum and vodka. Funny at the time as a joke, the term is often taken a bit too seriously by individuals who still use it to insult the Spring Breaker in question 12 months later.

Generally speaking, the person dubbed "King of Crunk" does not actually believe he can drink more than anyone else, although he admittedly is attracted to middle school girls. Moreover, the person jokingly dubbed King of Crunk will often sit and ponder why individuals spend Thursday evenings dwelling on Spring Break rather than going out and--yes--getting crunked.

Last night I stayed in and thought about the ridiculousness of the term "King of Crunk" instead of doing something productive.

by Funniness wearing off. April 15, 2005