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Right Turn Clyde

I always thought this just meant you were a bit retarded. As in, you can only ever make an inside turn. So for us fellow colonialists, "Left turn Clyde". Never go against the flow.. only with it.. lick those windows.

Also apparently means some shit to do with a monkey but.. really?
Person 1: Oh shit, don't get directions from him!
Person 2: Why not?
Person 1: He is a window licker.. he's a proper "Right Turn Clyde". You'll end up going in a circle!
by anonymous October 17, 2021
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Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.
Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.
by unicodebandito May 9, 2017
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Right Pair of Fags

Common insult and greeting used by pikeys. It is used regardless of whether the pikey is talking to 2 people. Possibly caused by lead poisoning after stealing metal from church roofs.
Shemus: What are you looking at you right pair of fags
Single Bystander: What are you talking about you stupid ginger cunt, I am the only one here.
by Rich Stone August 27, 2013
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Right Wash

The deliberate innacurate depiction of a historical event or people to further contemporary right extremist beliefs, rhetoric, and agenda.
The 2024 cinematic release of Bonhoeffer: Pastor, Spy, Assassin. A Right Wash movie where a pacifist humanitarian stood against an authoritarian fascism in history, but is innacuretly realigned as propaganda in support of right wing extremists and their fascist MAGA agenda.
by Cord Allen Roy November 29, 2024
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in North Korea right now

A phrase added to the end of a jinx to counter the jinx.
-I don't think there will be traffic...
-You jinxed it!
-In North Korea right now.
by Architect of Destruction October 2, 2012
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right

The direction in opposition to left

(that way--->; not this way<---)
We turned right by the big oak tree.
by An average dictionary February 2, 2023
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Right Honourable Friend

"Right Honourable Friend" = Procrastinating Parliamentary Prick\wanker:
a persion who slows down parliament by bench-sitting/procrastinating and making non-commital
feedback into legislation despite being paid to do their job - by definition of the very respect that - that being why they are in power in the first place...

This isn't actually the definition - but with the increased use of it in videos... watching the world burn will never be more calculated and accurate than ruining this word forever...
will my "right honourable friend" tell us why mr speaker is shagging my MP's behind Mc'donalds at 4 in the morning...
by HauntingPast February 15, 2021
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