Talking to bear

Taking a dump. A reference to Bear and the Big Blue House’s potty training episode.

“Where have you been?”

“Sorry I was talking to bear”

by JGbirdy December 21, 2022

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Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.

Pull over I need to talk to the judge

by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022

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Shit-Talking

Two- Girls, One Cup with more meaningful, incomprehensible, conversation spread thoroughly between the two and their orifices!

¹Female: "Hey, Shittany! Did you have corn at lunch just for meeehhee?!"
✓ Uttered whilst retching on Shit!

²Female: "You -ugh, ugh- Know - yum-yum- IT!"

✓As Female² swooshes Feces about her mouth!

Female ¹&² : "We LOVE Shit-Talking!"

by Making Mischief December 28, 2022

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Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

Originally, this is what people used to say after giving a long, nonprofit speech or lecture devoted to spreading ideas, usually in the form of powerful talks given at the main TED (technology, entertainment and design) annual event or one of its many satellite events around the world.

By 2015, This phrase then got broken down and used whenever people finished typing up an extensively long social media post.

Then, after like, 2018, this phrase got even more deteriorated (mainly by Gen Z or Gen X trying to sound like Gen Z) to the point that people now say it after saying a sentence, or, even worse, a sentence fragment because they think they’re being funny.

My boss kinda pisses me off. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk LOL I’m hilarious, time to go on social media for the next 7 hours.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 7, 2023

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