When you smoke weed and don’t feel like you have the munchies, but if you start eating, you can’t stop. Having munchies from smoking weed without realizing it. Not feeling like you have the munchies from smoking pot, but you do. (AKA silent munchies, hidden munchies.)
I smoked some super boof and got the ninja munchies. I wasn’t very hungry, so I poured myself a small bowl of potato chips. Before I knew it, I had finished off a large pizza, the whole bag of chips, a quart of ice cream
by RespectMyAuthoritay August 5, 2023
Get the Ninja munchiesmug. (Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"
by BlowholeJoe June 28, 2023
Get the Ninja-fuckmug. When you nut inside without asking or without giving warning. Typically followed by by continued fornication out of embarrassment for busting so early and in hopes the ninja cream won’t be noticed.
by Bonafide Busta November 11, 2024
Get the Ninja Creamymug. The name of the sexual act in which raucous sex is performed, and recorded, while other people are asleep in the room...the key: no one must catch you.
Man, her roommate must have been on Ambien, because our recording session was definitely a Ninja Affliction!
by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012
Get the Ninja Afflictionmug. by rduddy February 2, 2022
Get the brutal ninjamug. 
by a lazy ninja October 26, 2013
Get the porch ninjamug.