Space Whale Aesop

When a story has a moral or message that is either too simplistic for the complexity of the story or so strange that it doesn’t quite fit. The term is a writer slang and has nothing to do with Aesop becoming a space whale (boo!) other than it's derivation of name

Publisher: .. And what's the ending of the story?
Writer: Uhh.. the Octopus King donates it to an alien in Saturn who is very poor and owns a space pizzeria moral is "always donate to the poor".
Publisher: You made a total of 2874 wars and 78 billion universes destruct and a total of 420 trillion people die and the Octopus King to lose all his friends and family, be alienated by everyone, locked in a prison for 5 centuries, become blind and get the cold side removed from his pillow just for him to donate the treasure that could have made him the all-powerful universe ruler to an alien he has no relation with

Writer: Yessir
Publisher: that's such a Space Whale Aesop

by DictionaryDecimator July 6, 2024

Space & Time Continuam

The ways in reality that the present time changes the future, present & past times..

If you create good things there is less stress on the Space & Time Continuam & you will be accepted by the Immortals as good programming; if you cause bad things there is more stress on the Space & Time Continuam & can be restricted by the Universe.

by HaloTheHalo September 4, 2024

Space Wolves

Worst f*ing chapter ever ngl

The space wolves are BAD

by Lvdcyeee September 20, 2024

Space Gweem

Space Marines are genetically enhanced superhuman warriors, created to serve the God-Emperor of Mankind. They are considered among the most elite and powerful soldiers in the galaxy, tasked with defending the Imperium of Man against countless threats, including alien races, heretics, and demonic entities from the Warp.

Space Gweems are the dopey cousins of Space Marines created from the leftover parts after they are created. Pysically, they are similar to Space Marines except that their cranium is filled in completely with solid muscle. Space Gweems have a fierce distinct battlecry; however, it is entoned at a frequency undetectable by humans, Space Marines, and Space Gweems. Strangely, only crustaceans can detect it.

We thought we were saved when the Space Gweem arrived, but he ran past the ork and just kept going!

by Robooty Gillyman September 25, 2024

space hair

Human hair in micro-gravity.

The astronauts long hair looked like an explosion due to space hair.

by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024

space fapping

self pleasure in a airplane bathroom and leaving it on the toilet and the walls

I walked into the bathroom to see this guy space fapping all over the walls!

by freakiest f3lla December 4, 2024

Satcel

Satyriasis celibate person obsessed with excessive sexual desires or gratifications. Will do anything & everything for sex. Revolves & dedicates their entire existence around garnering attention to get sex even if it means at a delusional state. Every action taken in their life is to get sex.

Can't even have a discussion with this dude because he is a total "satcel". He wakes up and goes to sleep thirsting for women.

Instead of being a "satcel" why don't find deeper meaningful purpose in your life.

by triplenumeralquotient January 3, 2025