sock glove

to unintentionaly prevent someone from getting laid

that fag is a sock glove

by iusedtolikepoptarts January 17, 2010

Fat guy socks

Thick long white comfortable socks that are every over weight man’s go to pair.

Taking off working today, putting on my fat guy socks and watching The Wire

by Meatythigh November 9, 2021

Wind Sock

An uncircumcised penis that fully covers the helmet.

Andy loved the fact that he never gets fluff on his bellend due to him having a wind sock.

by Drillbit69 July 18, 2022

Russian Gym Sock

When you have anal sex until the anus prolapses while using vodka (the stronger the better) as lubricant.

Gave that Baddie a Russian Gym Sock and now she won't answer me.

by Dr. PhillyCheese February 12, 2025

sock puppet profile

A phony social media account used by trolls to stalk and harass others. Committed trolls can use a dozen account sat once to mob someone on Twitter.

Lorraine's ability to type so fast it lent itself to her online crimes, which included harassment, bullying, stalking, and scamming old people out of money. She can keep up with all the sock puppet profiles at once .

by Ariel Bonzai May 21, 2022

Sock bone

The state of a sock after being ejaculated into

I had so many sock bones to pick up in my sons room.

by Cdeezy69 June 23, 2022

Left Sock

Code word for a Cum Sock

Just dump your load in the Left Sock.

by Rusty Nails Shackleford February 9, 2022