Catchpole sexual

When u have sexual feelings towards Catchpole

I’m a Catchpole sexual when I see him I quiver he has the finest ass

by Shrekislife1504 August 12, 2021

Usbo-sexual

Straight, but with a preference of either pan-sexual female or a straight female.

I'm Usbo-gender or Usbo-sexual.
Thanks Urban!

by NewModernDefinitions October 19, 2021

I sexually identify as a walmart bag

"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.

- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!

by Narmak2 April 23, 2024

Solo-Sexual

Where you ONLY have SEX with YOURSELF. **(Not to be confused with a chronic masturbator! This is different.)** It's where you sometimes occasionally but not HABITUALLY "do yourself", because the alternatives have just LOST THEIRS GLEAM in the grand SCHEME of things.

Guy: "So , what's your sexual orientation? There's so many different ones I just kinda like to ask so I don't offend anyone."

Girl: "Well since you Asked, I'm Solo-Sexual."

by KeeperOfBtooms187$ August 6, 2025

hole-sexual

A sexual orientation in which someone will fornicate with any hole attached to someone they find attractive

Just because I would fuck Astolfo (Fate), Haku (Naruto), Saika (Oregairu), and Luka (Steins) doesn't mean I'm gay, it means I would rearrange their guts because I'm hole-sexual and I find them hot just like I find girls hot.

by R0boT4ter October 30, 2022

Biaromantic sexuality

A mix of bisexual and aromantic

Im in the biaromantic sexuality type

by Saeəeb September 27, 2025

Sexual Fanity

A Sexual fanity is a sexual fantasy of someone you are a fan of.
You might imagin your self pleasing sexually the person who you admire the most.

Perhaps you are a big fan of Taylor Swift and would do anything to please her. So sexual pleasure is what you might desire the most.
Fantasizing how when and where that would take place with the one you are a great fan of is a "Sexual Fanity"

The venue was full of teenage girls screaming at the Beatles. No one could hear the music they were all busy having a sexual fanity.

by I teenbot December 19, 2023