an absolute dump truck of an ass, like we're cardi b, nicki minaj status. you know the want to hang with but you won't bring home to momma.
by Krysstall April 22, 2021
Get the RUSTY DUSTYmug. Much like the Trombone or Trumpet, the partner eating out the asshole, simultaneously uses two anal bead sets to play on the other partner's rib cage, with a drumming motion.
"Carl was really enthusiastic when I told him I wanted a Rusty Xylophone. My ribs were bruised for a week. It was awesome!
by TheRatFinkLeroy August 23, 2017
Get the Rusty Xylophonemug. My step brother enjoys the pegging I give him but refuses to clean before hand. He's my little rusty bussy.
by Rustytrombone23 January 12, 2025
Get the Rusty Bussymug. Not to be confused with the rusty trombone or rusty bagpipe, the rusty fluegelhorn is a more esoteric sexual performance which requires coordination and dexterity due to the physical condition of the recipient.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
First and most importantly, remove the recipients colostomy bag. Insert fingers or stimulating implement of choice into the anus. The free hand fondles the genitals. The mouth and tongue is then used to provide cunnilingus to the stoma hole for the sexual wind instrument effect.
"Hey Johno, what you up to this weekend?"
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
"I'm off busking in Barrow-In-Furness on Saturday. Clinging's gone and got himself a stoma so we've upgraded our act from the Rusty Trombone to a Rusty Fluegelhorn. We'll be playing Ibiza classics by the statue on Portland Walk."
by Sk!n August 30, 2024
Get the Rusty fluegelhornmug. 
by dbdeshadowmifwa July 14, 2017
Get the Rusty-joemug. The rusty tinny, when your homeboy with a big thick erect dong comes up behind you while motorboating a large breasted woman, so you proceed to bat his cock while making engine noises and going nip 2 nip with your lips on that hoe. Akin to driving a tinny with an outboard motor.
Yo my homie walked in on me and Brittany motorboating, so I gave him a rusty tinny and helped a brother out.
by Firebeast888 June 20, 2019
Get the rusty tinnymug.