RuneScape 

The MMORPG from hell.

It will rape your soul and torture it. It will zombify your brain with its unrealistic and somewhat godly hypnotic powers. It will turn you into a mindless no lifer nerd. When playing RuneScape one will be helplessly absorbed into its virtual world. Its incredible addiction powers prohibit your eyes from directing away from the screen. You will not stop playing for weeks, maybe months.

Never consider playing RuneScape. If you have started already, you will notice some horrific symptons occurring. Your butt cheeks will be permenantly engraved onto your chair, as mouse grooves will be permenantly engraved onto your palm. You will become allergic to sunlight. You will not give a shit about any worldly affairs that is going on. When you are not playing RuneScape, you will begin to notice that you can't stop fantazising about the game. You will have no friends and will be called a nerd or bitch wherever you go. You will feel extremely depressed and have a sudden urge to suicide.

RuneScape is responsible for 20% of child suicides.

RuneScape by Dr Math June 23, 2009

Rule 1701 

Anyone who messes with Captain Picard will be killed upon discovery. NO exceptions.

Person 1: lawl, Kirk is soo much cooler than Picard.

Person 2: *gunshot* rule 1701 bitch.

Rule 1701 by BrokenThumb September 15, 2009

runescape 

A MMORPG by jagex LTD. often associated by people who don't play with 12 year olds and adults who live in their parents basement because they havn't played and don't know. Never given a chance by its WoW obbsesed critics.

Runescape player: wow have you ever played runescape, it is pretty cool.

WoW player: DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT THAT SHITTY GAME IN FRONT OF ME YOU ARE A NERD FOR PLAYING IT! WoW IS THE ONLY GAME THAT IS ANY GOOD NOW GTFO AND STFU NUB.

runescape by aaaaaaaa987 October 25, 2009

runescape 

Anyone noticed how RUNESCAPE supposedly spells RUNE-SCAPE, but if you break it up differently, it spells RUN-ESCAPE? Subliminal messaging? Hmm....

Runescape is a massive multiplayer online computer game (MMO) where high-level players are to be simultaneously admired and pitied. Admired because they can "pwn" and do cool things in the game, but pitied because when you think about how they've spent HUNDRED OF HOURS accumulating a slight charge on a hard drive in Cambridge, it's kind of sad. (This includes me; I had an account with 500+ hours logged.)

I think it probably is possible to play this game in a healthy way, i.e. while still having a normal, healthy life on the side. But only if you're not looking for HAPPINESS in the game. If you play this game because real life is miserable and you need an escape, you have a much higher chance of getting addicted.

That said, if you're determined to get addicted to something to begin with, because you want a sedative, RS is a much better "drug" than cocaine, alcohol, or sex, because it 1) costs less, 2) is less destructive, and 3) wreaks its destruction more slowly, giving you (and the people who care about you) more time to turn things around in RL.

In sum, RS is a dangerous drug. But as drugs go, it's one of the cheaper, less dangerous ones.

Sometimes Runescape can be a way of running from a problem that needs to be faced; sometimes, it can be a form of cowardice.

runescape by Diamontyr April 2, 2010

Runescape 

Highly addictive MMORPG. More addictive then crystal meth, cocaine, and heroin combined.Never play this game. DO NOT listen to anyone who says otherwise they are most likely already infected. If you've already started to play Runescape seek treatment imediatley.

How to know you are addicted.
1. You play Runescape.
2. Your Runescape friends become more importent then your real life ones.
3. You'd rather have 100m in Runscape then a $100 in real life.
4. Your grades drop.
5. Your skin becomes paler.

Runescape by Poop Dog Unleashed July 23, 2011

Rule: 07734 

Anything you write will ALWAYS be much cooler if:

1) It's in code.

2) The message/statement is conveyed by unconventional means.

And/Or

3) 1337 is used.

(The rule name comes from writing "Hello" on a standard handheld calculator by pressing 0.7734 and turning it upside-down)

Steve: Man, I want to say 'Hello' to that chick over there... but how do I go about doing such a thing?

Man: Just remember Rule: 07734 Steve.

Man: Your right! *grabs a nearby calculator*

Rule: 07734 by Neoluigi October 2, 2011

Rule 107 

A completely pointless rule that's only purpose is to fill the gap between Rule 106 and Rule 108.

Rule 107 is a completely and utterly pointless rule.

Rule 107 by w00t123 August 2, 2012