Dirty Job

When someone has been doing work that gets their hands all dirty, like gardening,and then proceeds to give a handjob.

Mike Rowe gives the best dirty jobs after filming "Dirty Jobs".
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by Hand Jacks November 4, 2015

Brain job

It is a really good blow job from that one hot nerd.

This nerd Gabriel gave me a good brain job.

by that word guy dude February 18, 2018

Raccoon Job

A technique of blowjob with excessive usage of the giver's teeth.

Judging by the cuts on my phallus, I appear to have received a raccoon job from my drunken hookup.

by Frocket to the Poon November 2, 2010

phone job

The act of a woman sexually pleasuring a man using phone, text, or imagery as stimulation.

Tiffany, that was the most amazing phone job! Thank you, baby.

You're welcome, Ryan.

by igknight333 October 16, 2011

Schneider Job

A sexual position involving a trampoline in which one partner performs oral sex on his or her partner while BOTH individuals bounce up and down on the trampoline. Sometimes the schneider has been known to involve puppies. Can also be used as a verb, i.e. She totally shneidered him last night on my trampoline.

Dude, did you hear that mike got 3 schneider jobs in one night? Fucking bad ass!!!

by monanza August 14, 2010

crumb jobbing

The act of felching smeg.

1) Dave's wife is busy crumb jobbing.

2) "Hey I just got a crumb job from my wife" said Dave.

by Farooq Space 2009 January 10, 2008

Boon job

When a straight woman or gay man holds their feet up side by side so a man can get off by moving his penis through the hole created by the arches.

The foot-fetishist could only get off if his wife gave him a boon job.

by Roberto Mussolini October 26, 2011