park my breakfast

A polite way of telling people you're going to take a shit. This is generally used before lunch time.

I'll be in the meeting in a few minutes, I just have to park my breakfast first.

by The mad shatter July 14, 2017

hold my gay

When your gay inhibits you from doing something, ask a friend to hold it for you

“Hey could you hold my gay for a sec? I gotta kick this guy’s chungus

by Resicoi December 24, 2018

Always on my ass

It means to annoy or be on someone constant or always behind your back and it's mean to do that.

My Teacher is always on my ass that I didn't turn in my project last week.

by Bikerninja1997 July 10, 2018

My wrath will be godlike

A term commonly used by female columbiners.
Usually a very threatening statement.

Girl: My wrath will be godlike tomorrow!
Person: Looks like someone likes to use tumblr.

by Zach T. Radass November 19, 2022

on my dead homie

When they say on my dead homie they ain't playin around things just got serious. Except if they dont have a homie who is dead they capin.

Person 1: did you steal my jordans

Person 2 who has a dead homie: hell nah
Person 1: I ain't playin did u steal them
Person 2: on my dead homie I didnt steal em
Person 1:ight ight just making sure

by Wasupmeboi335 January 6, 2021

Love of my life

The only person that you could every truly love completely and unconditionally; no other person could ever hold a candle to them.

Beth: John W., you are the love of my life. When you smile your SpongeBob smile, my heart melts.

by A&Please me July 16, 2022

pull my finger

An ancient trick where one gets someone to pull his finger so he can fart.

Hey boy, pull grandpa's finger!

by LudwigVan December 20, 2003