Mud Beater

Beating your shit covered dick

Stevie gave mark a gnarly mud beater

by onlysmokefire420 June 21, 2025

pull the hippo out of the mud

a) when you have pay the bill for a large group of friends at a restaurant or other drinking establishment

b) trying to solve a seemingly impossible- to- solve situation

It's almost impossible to pull the hippo out of the mud definition a), on a shoe string budget

by Sexydimma July 27, 2016

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit

“may we all be mud monsters”

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShitLol September 22, 2021

mud hutting

when a group of six black men surround you naked, defecate on you. and spreading said defecation over you like baby simba.

"does anyone wanna go mud hutting with me"
"derrick got mud hutted last week. he hasnt been the same since"

by *man on soundcloud July 9, 2025

Mud track

A seasoned, if not inappropriately ignored version of a plumber’s crack

Hey Rob. Please pull your pants up. This is a new white couch and everyone can see your mud track.

by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023

Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012

mud funnel

another word for the asshole

yo this bitch was a total freak last night , she wanted me to choke her and talk all sorts of shit to her while we were banging ... then .. then !! she let me hit her in the mud funnel

by voodoo4426 October 31, 2011