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milk cap crust

Dried up semen on something or someone that resembles that crust find around a milk cap. Commonly found on your sheets after masturbation, wet dreams, or intercourse.
Jim: I need to wash my sheets really badly.
Bob:Why?
Jim: Because there's milk cap crust all over them.
by Jerknuggett November 19, 2009
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Milk the cash cow

First put into practice by a German exchange student. Meaning "to squeeze the breasts of a wealthy girl". More aggressive than fondling.
Did you milk the cash cow?

Yeah, she loved it! You should try milking a cash cow.
by Germarme January 15, 2015
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Milk-man Challenge

A Milk-man challenge is when a group of guys lay in a circle and perform oral sex on each other. The winner is the first man to ejaculate, meaning he is the only one who does not end up with semen in his mouth. The rest of the group must carry on until there is only one left. He is declared the Milk-man.
The owner of the new car will be declared with a Milk-man challenge!
by TigerBeard March 10, 2015
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Gheto Chocolate Milk

Milk with anything in it that is cheaper than chocolate. Milk with anything but chocolate.
Man i want some chocolate milk... damn i cant afford that shit. i will use maple syrup hence GHETO CHOCOLATE MILK!
by maxorfanidis April 22, 2007
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chocolate milk shake

while having sex with a girl or boy you shit in your hand cum in their face and then rub the shit on top untill you get a rich brown milkshake stlye mixture, yummy yummy
i was all like eat this bitch and i cum in her face then rubbed shit on it, and i was all like chocolate milkshake any one, fuck u bitch
by james flunder February 9, 2005
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whole milk girl

A girl who is a little larger than the rest. One who regularly has a burger with cheese super sized, a large drink and would never miss a chance for dessert. she knows she is big and is happy with that, knows that some guys like a larger women.
bro have you seen Mikes new girlfriend? yep she is a whole milk girl.
by Tesla2016 March 17, 2019
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shoot milk at the moon

To ejaculate semen copiously; to rope.
Whenever I fantasize about fucking Debbie, I shoot milk at the moon!
by pentozali May 2, 2010
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