stole my said

saying something a friend or other person told you they were about to say, and calling it your own

Friend: hey, should i tell him i think he's cute?

you: hey, i think you're cute!

friend: hey! you stole my said!

by jill diiorio January 24, 2007

squeeze my shoes

Heard more in past decades than currently--but NOT a dead expression, by any means. Although you'll likely only hear it come from the lips of the white, local-born folks living in the bigger, Northeast metro areas of the US.

The best definition is no definition. Better to put it this way: consider it the cleaner mouthed, more socially acceptable (especially in mixed company) way of saying "Don't bust my balls." The two expressions are virtually interchangeable.

1PM, Steve shows up 3 hours late for work...
The Boss: "Good morning, Steve--glad you could join us."
Steve: "C'mon boss, don't squeeze my shoes, will ya? You worked me for 13 hours yesterday and I didn't get home until 7AM."

by Boneyard, Nails October 17, 2015

Off my tittys

Drinking so much that you don’t know where you are

Jason: Man you were all over the dance floor last night

Éamonn: Awh Shit, I don’t remember any of it I was off my tittys

by Sexypaolosopranidude February 24, 2020

hold my gay

When your gay inhibits you from doing something, ask a friend to hold it for you

“Hey could you hold my gay for a sec? I gotta kick this guy’s chungus

by Resicoi December 24, 2018

Scratch My Back

Scratch My Back is the eighth studio album (and fifteenth album overall) by English musician Peter Gabriel, his first in eight years. It was released in February 2010. The album, recorded at Air Lyndhurst and Real World Studios during 2009, consists of cover versions of twelve songs by various artists, using only orchestra and voice.It is produced by Gabriel himself with Bob Ezrin.

Scratch My Back

by mennäperille December 17, 2019

Smh my head

When your homie says something not just dumb but dumbdumb.

Homie1: I just realized smh doesn't stand for somehow
Homie2: smh my head

by Eric Forman once said February 9, 2023

my throat bored

when users say 'my throat bored' on the internet in reference to someone, it means they find the person (usually having a penis for genitalia) attractive to the point where they want to give them a blowjob/oral sex.

friend: omg did you see that selfie that tom holland posted?
me: omg my throat bored

by chiaakagia August 10, 2021