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MUD ROAD

A term used to describe an individual who actively engages in anal sex but refuses to practice proper anal hygiene. Once someone is labeled or carry the "Mud Road" moniker, their success at attracting other partners can be significantly impaired /damaged.
Allan was confused on why he was not having any luck attracting sexual partners at the bar. His friend informed him he had the reputation of being a Mud Road and would need to start routinely washing his anal and rectum area more consistently.
by Meglodon904 June 25, 2024
mugGet the MUD ROADmug.

Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.
Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.
by Kaigon February 8, 2020
mugGet the Mud Conemug.

Mud cream pie

The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex
Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.
by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017
mugGet the Mud cream piemug.

Mississippi Mud Monkey

The Mississippi Mud Monkey is when you take a shit and the feces is clinging to the hairs in and around the anus like a monkeys to tree branches. The Mississippi Mud Monkey derives it’s name after the clay like mud prevalent in much of Mississippi’s soil. The mud can be sticky and difficult to walk, drive through, and wipe away.
Damn, I just gave birth to a Mississippi Mud Monkey and now I need a shower.

Man, this girl is clinging to me like a Mississippi Mud Monkey
by Don’t call me Dad September 19, 2025
mugGet the Mississippi Mud Monkeymug.

Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.
Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.
by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020
mugGet the Mud Smurfmug.

Mexican mud mask

When you shit on your partner’s face and cover and rub it in like a traditional face mask.
I gave Tracy a Mexican mud mask and she thinks it’s making her skin better
by Hank d tank March 3, 2025
mugGet the Mexican mud maskmug.

mud on the beach

You arrive on site for a 12 hr shift and shit right away getting a greasy ass rest of day a real day ruiner just like mud on a beach
I've got mud on the beach now, so glad I shit beginning of shift only 12 hrs till I can shower
by Kittenwagon February 27, 2017
mugGet the mud on the beachmug.

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