A Kevin is someone who will have your back. He is honest to a fault, a deep thinker, a problem solver, a goofball, a romantic, has a great sense of humor, a barely hidden nerdy side, and a huge heart. When there are problems a Kevin can be counted on to come up with a brilliant solution you may have never thought of but always makes the task easier and more efficient. Kevin is skilled with his hands and learns new things quickly. A Kevin will not disappoint you in the bedroom and sexual experiences will never be boring. Your Kevin will require lots of snuggles and pets so be prepared to never want to be free of his embrace. His smile can banish the cloudiest of days. A Kevin is faithful and loyal and always someone you can depend on. He is always thoughtful. Kevin loves his kitty and can be depended on to ‘meow’ at you often as way of declaring his affection. It’s impossible to not fall in love with his amazing personality. His eyes are mesmerizing and he knows how to style his hair. Kevin is a gentleman who will open doors for you but also has a dirty side. Kevin can be very spontaneous and brings a lot of fun to any any occasion. If you are lucky enough to find a Kevin make sure you snatch him up. Kevins are absolutely worth the wait!
This is Kevin. He’s my work husband because I know I can always depend on him to have my back! Meow!
by DarthKittyMeowMeow June 15, 2022
Get the Kevin mug.Kevin is the male version of a “Karen”. They typically live in suburban neighhoods, wear socks with sandals, President of your HOA and or school district. Complains about and calls the cops on anyone that he thinks is suspicious. Even if it’s his next door neighbor or the kid that lives down the street, Kevin will be feel threatened and will call the cops anyway.
Don’t be a KEVIN!
Don’t be a KEVIN!
by DontBeAKevin June 16, 2022
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Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
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Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
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Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
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Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
Q. Where's Jonny? I havne't seen him in a while.
A I hear he's made friend's with Kevin.
2.
Q. Have you met Jonny?
A. No, but I heard he's a friend of kevin's
by Jonkerbar June 21, 2022
Get the He's a friend of Kevin's mug.The male version of a Karen. He wants to solve tge world's problems with his opinion.. loves being a soccer dad and a Mr Mom. Will fight for fir anything like neighbor hood rule no cats pooping outside. Marking inches from the curbs scars are parked correctly. The one friend who everyone has but doesn't invite to things because of their over opinionated mouth but they always show up anyway.
by SUPER CC June 30, 2022
Get the Kevin mug.Exasperating, Funny, Oozes Leadership, Abnormally Intelligent, Extroverted. Playful. When Kevin commits, he is ALL IN, but don't cross him because he will cut you out of his life faster than he can say, "pass me the knife". Kevin is Irish to the core - the most wonderful red hair ever seen anywhere, and milk-chocolate brown eyes. Kevin is Smart, Cocky and Strongly Opinionated - Argue with him? Don't even go there - you can't win. His smile is Infections and his laugh is the most beautiful sound ever heard. But he is busy - always somewhere to be - something that has to be done yesterday. He is outwardly good natured, but inwardly he is a tortured soul.
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