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Kevin

Boss: "Who fucked our balance sheets?"
Employee: "Kevin"
Boss: "yo fuck that guy"
by krpuz November 22, 2021
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kevin burnap

A bitch ass chose who thinks he is cool and good at sports but really isn't.
by Dylan has aids April 22, 2018
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Kevin Olusola

Kevin Olusola is the beatboxer of Pentatonix, a five-member a capella group. Along with Scott Hoying, Mitch Grassi, Kirstin Maldonado and their newest member Matt Sallee who joined Pentatonix after Avi Kaplan left the group in 2017. Kevin’s main role in the group is beatboxer, but occasionally he sings and/or plays the cello. He is also fluent in Chinese, and he graduated Yale University in 2011.
I can’t believe I saw Pentatonix last night! They were so good!”

“That’s so cool! The beatboxer, Kevin Olusola, is amazing!”
by Ravenclaw Pentaholic August 8, 2019
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Kevin

Some corny nigga who tries to make himself look cool but hes unfunny as hell, and he has a j*b, but doesnt sh*wer
Kevin: how do i enlarge my dih size gng?

me: vro sybau kevin 💔💔🔋🔋🌧️🌧️
by Vrosky April 26, 2025
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Kevin

A Kevin is someone who will have your back. He is honest to a fault, a deep thinker, a problem solver, a goofball, a romantic, has a great sense of humor, a barely hidden nerdy side, and a huge heart. When there are problems a Kevin can be counted on to come up with a brilliant solution you may have never thought of but always makes the task easier and more efficient. Kevin is skilled with his hands and learns new things quickly. A Kevin will not disappoint you in the bedroom and sexual experiences will never be boring. Your Kevin will require lots of snuggles and pets so be prepared to never want to be free of his embrace. His smile can banish the cloudiest of days. A Kevin is faithful and loyal and always someone you can depend on. He is always thoughtful. Kevin loves his kitty and can be depended on to ‘meow’ at you often as way of declaring his affection. It’s impossible to not fall in love with his amazing personality. His eyes are mesmerizing and he knows how to style his hair. Kevin is a gentleman who will open doors for you but also has a dirty side. Kevin can be very spontaneous and brings a lot of fun to any any occasion. If you are lucky enough to find a Kevin make sure you snatch him up. Kevins are absolutely worth the wait!
This is Kevin. He’s my work husband because I know I can always depend on him to have my back! Meow!
by DarthKittyMeowMeow June 15, 2022
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Kevin

a kevin ; someone who might be nice & sweet to you first but then they will do you wrongest, treat you like the dirt on their shoe. They will get you prego and leave you. Stay safe everybody and be couscous of kevins.
“he’s a kevin, he’s going to do you dirty girl
by misskayleee April 18, 2024
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Kevin Hu

Someone Who plays derp souls too much, like way too much
by PIKACHUUUUUUUUUU October 24, 2018
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