jake

a white kid whos mom started fucking with a black guy named tyrese after her second marriage failed , he hears his mom getting pounded every night , he plays basketball, has one black friend , lives in the suburbs , and hates his mom

jerome: aye jake whos that black guy in the benz that picks you up from school ?

jake: thats my moms boyfriend his name is tyrese

jerome: oh thats what shes into ..... i knew it too !

jake: what do you mean ?

jerome: mann shut yo ass up and just hand her my number for me , or matter fact just give me her number real quick

by takeyabitchandhititquick May 28, 2016

Jake Paul

my bitch/legal step dad

Me: Hey Dad your my bitch

Jake Paul: You're a mistake

by mc daders September 13, 2020

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a Cancerous Social Media Star, Who is spreading his diseased videos and pictures all over the internet.

‘I can’t get on any of my websites on my computer! Do you think it has a virus?’

‘Have you watched Jake Paul?’

‘Yes.’

‘That’s it.’

by Idefinethetruth June 24, 2018

Jakes

The police

Can't trust these niggas they be talking to the jakes

by PussyJuice Be smellin February 16, 2022

Jake the Ape

A nasty primate only known for shitting out of windows and eating his shit. He's a nasty animal and even his parents wonder how they produced.

Jake the Ape shit out my window.

by Jake the Ape July 13, 2014

Jake

Weirdly flexible and insane but a good laugh

Yo ur like jake

by Anya fit November 11, 2019

Jake

Funny, annoying, dumb, most likely gay but doesn’t know it, dude that has a lot of female friends

“Ew, did you see Jake?”

by BbyBro October 27, 2019