That Long John

Your private part of your body that feels so good when you rub it for some odd reason.

Kate: Can I see That Long John if you know what I mean ;)

by datboi101lol March 1, 2021

John Wick

The most deadly son of a bitch you dont wanna fuck with. Dont fight him in a office because he will kill you with a fucking pencil

OH SHIT, ITS JOHN WICK, HIDE THE PENCILS

by GimmeAllYourBeans February 11, 2020

John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.

You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.

by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

John Beckford

He's a little frackin puck baud. He wants to run the choppa, yet he can't. He loves eating glizzys ;)

frack you. Shut up ya John Beckford

by Ashwin.snixpe October 19, 2020

John Hannah

The Hog. The greates o-lineman in the history of the NFL. A real man, fighting in the trenches. At 6'2", he was small for a guard, but he proved that size doesn't matter. He is a member of the Hall of Fame

show me a real man?
John Hannah, the hog

by xtremlylucky January 7, 2011

Pulling a John

It is when you walk up to a electronic device with complete confidence although you have no idea what you are doing, and you mess everything thing up.

One is Pulling a John when one grabs a remote control and set the TV to scan channels when he wanted to change the volume.

Or when your wait an hour for something to buffer then once it does, you fast forward it till it buffers again.

by Dracolord1208 October 2, 2011

Insult John

To take a poop.

You're in charge while I insult John.

by Jacksoncage December 27, 2016