Jake is so hot
by JUST JØKËS October 30, 2019
Get the Jakemug. 
The biggest flirt. Kisses every girl, known for being Mr. steal yo girl... Ladies man, but also likes guys.
by ilovemwtdew June 6, 2018
Get the Jake Buchnermug. An absolute giga-chad, he puts Ernest Khalimov to shame. His ripped 12 pack and bulbous muscles put him above everyone in the conceivable universe. Paired with his voluptuous buttock, he truly is the pure human male specimen. When it comes to the ladies, he has more bitches than Issei from Highschool DxD. He is the epitome of sex. He is sex. He screams "hog rider" when cumming to assert his dominance in the bedroom. His natural dominant personality makes the women's knees buckle and shake like they just saw your completed Lego Death Star. He is also a Redditor and a Discord admin.
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Men fear his presence. And rightly so. His 24 inch horse cock radiates pure testosterone. The devil shivers when Jake loses his cool.
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman: "Oh my god, I just saw Jake Weston in the locker room. My eyes have been blessed so much, no other guy is good enough for me. His voluptuous buttocks and his massive horse cock are enough for me to reject humanity and become Jake Weston's Chika Fujiwara replacement."
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
Woman's boyfriend: *shameful crying in beta male*
by YouThoughtL March 23, 2022
Get the Jake Westonmug. 
Jake is a guy who is usually pretty quiet but is a lot of fun to be around. He tends to have more friends that are girls than those who are boys. He is the most caring guy in the world and can make any girl feel better if they have had a bad day. He loves making things and really does a lot for people. If you have a Jake in your life you are super lucky even if he does get on your nerves a little. He means well in every situation and is kind of oblivious at times but you just gotta love him and it's so hard to be mad at a Jake for a while. don't ever lose him as a friend cuz he is the best guy in the whole world to be around.
by 2stroke4life December 18, 2019
Get the Jakemug.