Golden compass

A well endowed white gin jockey that thinks he is God's gift to black women but sadly is far from it....

I scored with that golden compass from the club last night, worst 2 minutes of my entire night.

by TheRealAustralians August 18, 2021

The golden age of America

Donald Trump's presidency according to Donald Trump.

"The golden age of America begins right now."
-Donald J. Trump
January 20, 2025

by nb21-rz2k January 28, 2025

The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.

Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho

by Mike109999 October 2, 2022

Golden Sandwich

When 2 people pee on someone in the middle.

While Bob was passed out, my friend and I came from both sides peed and we created a golden sandwich

by Roxy red July 3, 2021

Golden Pipe

When two men put the same metal straw in their urethras together and pee

Me and Anthony Leo ran a Golden Pipe yesterday

by MongoBalls June 20, 2025

Golden Foo manchu

When someone pisses on a girls upper lip lightly so it runs down both sides like a foo manchu.

Last night I gave this girl a golden foo manchu. Her face smelt like piss for 30 minutes.

by The erect strangler November 16, 2019

Golden Retriever

A partner who knows how to not further damage you.

"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1

by Veebop December 6, 2022