god of cats

God of cats is a person that typically really hates cats. They tend to be really quiet unless you provoke them. If provoked god of cats will start shooting you with a silver pp7 shotgun.

God of cats also tends to play cringe and outdated games like fortnite etc.

If befriended god of cats will stay loyal to you at any cost whatever you do to them. But they are really bad at keeping secrets and will give away your secret after 20-43 hours of telling them.

Alex: Hey dude god of cats is coming we should totally become his friends
Brandon: fuck no i dont wanna get shot
Alex: Actually you are right i wanna keep my secrets a secret

by PiknMokeny July 23, 2021

Co god

When daddy vxniy sniffs your balls you get co god

Vxniy just sniffed my balls so ig I get co god now

by Sheeshsos August 29, 2021

God Scissors

When someone uses their teeth to cut, break or rip someone or something.

Guy1: Hey man how did you open that?

Guy2: I used my teeth.

Guy3: Seems like you’re blessed with a pair of God Scissors!

by ;-------> July 6, 2021

Claire god

A real amazing god to worship
Sucks on toes
Also known as hampter god
Very good at speed run 4 on roblox
Sexy as fuck
Eats nagito

Damn what a Claire god.

by Dick Daddy 69 July 7, 2021

god loom

What people from the northside of cork say to express disbelief

Did you hear evan got with that fat beour?

God loom 😂

by Peoples Republic Of Cork August 17, 2022

Bread God

One of the most powerful gods ever. He can control all breads.

1. NO way its the bread god
2. Bread god blessed me with bread

by Ultracanda August 27, 2022

God the creator

God created the universe and everything we know today. He loves us all

God is the one and only creator. Some people call him God the creator

by Ballboi99 May 8, 2022